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New shelving unit, duvet, duvet cover, end table, chair and computer chair. If I had seen the story below before I had gone shopping, I would have had a blast with the salespeople. I definitely would have asked for the dog penis area.

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Named after the Swedish home furniture retail chain, IKEA Erotica describes the tendency of badly written sex scenes to be nothing more than "insert tab A into slot B" ad nauseamas though the readers actually didn't know what goes where. The result is that the participants might as well be doing nothing more interesting than assembling a flat-pack wardrobe, the kind of affordable, Swedish, some-assembly-required furniture IKEA is known for. The point of erotica is to make the reader feel something of what the characters do, which in most cases will be arousal rather than boredom.

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The cover of IKEA's catalog has a photo of a family and pet dog playing on a bed. The dog is unusual looking, as this CTV article describes it, because it appears to have "a larger-than-normal, human-like appendage. An IKEA spokesperson says that the appendage is actually the dog's leg.

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Goodbye ugly dog beds and eyesore scratch posts messing with your otherwise stylish decor—IKEA has just launched a furniture collection meant for animals. After all, as IKEA accurately points out, cats and dogs aren't just pets, they're members of your family—and shouldn't you be able to enjoy your home together? I mean, just look at these:.

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Instant Graemlins. UBBFriend: Email this page to someone! Apparently a "concerned customer" complained that in the promotional picturethe family dog is displaying an erect, circumcised human penis.

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Yes, the new Ikea catalogue, and dog penis. Saw it myself, was featured on the news today. News reporter was showing it to people asking what they thought it was. Canadian Ikea spokesperson says it's the dog's leg, while others insist it's the dog's penis.

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