Homer promised over and over again to Marge, "This weekend we'll do something honey, we'll drop the kids off at your sisters, then we'll see where the night takes us. She'd had the kids pack their own bags and even their strained protests at having to stay with their crabby old aunties sounded like music to her ears. Patty and Selma picked them up not 10 minutes after they'd finished school - tough luck for them.
According to John MayerJessica Simpson is "crazy" in bed. Calling her "a drug," Mayer, 35, claims that sex with the busty blond singer, whom he dated from towas highly addictive for him. That's all I'll say," he adds.
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It includes three self-contained stories about romance. The episode begins on a Valentine's Day afternoon. As a Valentine's Day treat, Homer takes Marge to a carnival, where they lose the kids in order to spend the day with one another in the Tunnel of Love. Inside, the two enjoy each other's company; however, Bart attempts to spoil his parents' happiness by filling the water with Jell-Ocausing Homer and Marge's boat to stop.
Marge Simpson loved sex. Unfortunately, her partner Homer, didn't. Every night he would go to Moe's tavern, and drink himself to sleep, leaving his horny wife at home.
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Jessica Simpson 's angry about John Mayer's public boast that she's "crazy" in bed. At least, she thinks she's angry. I'm -- well, I'm a little bit angry
Celebrities have stylists, personal chefs, glam teams, and big ol' bank accounts. As it turns out, a lot of them have pretty fantastic sex lives to boot. It's not often that celebrities dish about the ins and outs of their very private lives, but when they do, the details never disappoint. Below are 10 celebrity sex confessions that will have you blushing so hard.
Simpson cried like a baby in jail after hearing allegations that his ex-wife once had a fling with a woman, according to a prosecution witness. Kris Jenner, a pal of Nicole Brown Simpson, told investigators that the football star called her in tears last fall after learning of the alleged lesbian liaison in Faye Rensick's tell-all book, sources said. The revelation upset the year-old Simpson so much that even after the two calls, he apparently sent his buddy and Jenner's ex-husband Robert Kardashian to pump her for more information.
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